V-Series
To Rangabati(s):
Thanks Coke!, for giving us something really cool finally! I love each and every compositions from this series, and guess what, these are the best ones I use when I'm on the treadmill. From the bottom of my heart - /Spici Pop/ (without quinine - Ref: /Felice Bisleri Wiki/).
When it reaches - "TAALA", "TAMALDA", su-so-vi-ta "TIRAW", I push the speed button to 9+ and add 5 more minutes to the installed timer.
When it reaches - "TAALA", "TAMALDA", su-so-vi-ta "TIRAW", I push the speed button to 9+ and add 5 more minutes to the installed timer.
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When Pain transforms into Pleasure : Ram Prasad's and Dashrath Prasad's U-turn
One of the most super-class movie in Hindi Cinema we know is the movie "Golmaal", not the latest 4K smart ones, but the oldest SD one (Ref: /Golmaal-Wiki/ ). Out of many, this particular scene is my most favorite, the class of Utpal Dutt ;-).
Now for a twist... lets say, just 100 of you who can instantly open up your wallet app with the instant command (whispering voice only please), something like "Hello(ve) (V)allet", and buy a chillar-wala 512MB micro-sd card each, then load this scene... and send to Mr. Ram Prasad and Mr. Lakshman Prasad (there is a rumor through some RELIABLE sources, that they have applied for name change as Laurel Lal and Hardy Manohar),................................ how would it be ;-).
Oops, slippery hand!, actually add another .txt file in that micro-sd card with a short note inside, Kindly comeback home, we will not feed you anything except a bottle of Haywards 5000, and then offer an interesting leading role {Bee-se-Bee-shock-hoy}, for which, believe-it-or-not, you would be extremely proud of... for the rest of your life. Or forget about all that, just copy the .vcf file from your phone and include in this micro-sd card and send back. We will take care of the rest.
(This special time of the year, don't forget to GIFT SPRINKLE few drops from your SAVINGS account Vault/Wallet/Bhand! Remember #actOfKindness #randomActOfKindness starts with a simple DONATION DO-NATION job)
Buyer's and Seller's : PsyCholoGy - Lets take a walk
Buyer: Dear god, if the price comes down a bit today, then…
Seller: Dear god, if the price goes up a bit today, then…
What makes a "same person" behave like a Buyer and Seller on the very same day in two different circumstances? Is that person good? Is that person bad? If either one of the question’s answer is “yes” or if either one of the question’s answer is “no” then we are at the bottom of the ‘V’-curve (a.k.a. the sweet spot). Actually here we can generalize this as "No person is Bad in this world", its the looking up and DECIDE (the thought) which
vertex[;-)] edge to travel to, both climbs up.
In Bengal (I’m not very sure about other states in India, hence mentioned Bengal here) Poila Boisakh (the first calendar day of New Year) all the shops opens a new Khata (a new account), for the new year. At the very first page… using the ring finger and vermilion, they will write “Satatai Amader Mul Dhon” (Honesty is our Best Policy). And then pray to Lord Ganesha (in simple understanding, opening the Escrow Account) for prosperity, and distribute Prasad to everyone.
The Speed!
Not enough bandwidth available? Bit rate is running 'V'ery slow? Your internet provider applying throttling algorithm to test your ultimate patience? No problem, just post this video in your social networking page with a note - "Kindly play this with YouTube SPEED set to 0.5" and attach your internet provider's name with a FOOT-note. Paisa-'V'asul...
"Areeh Too many Kabutar Picche Yaar" - problem?
No problem dear, a sincere plantation would make everyone happy - few twitters may visit once-in-a-while though, Chalega...
(May bhe kya buddhu tha, ek jabardast net laga dala tha, last apartment main, well mistakes are good)
#bangaloreCanDoKabutarJah! better than others ;-)
Monday 'V'ery early Blues :-(
Power of YIELD~~ing : The [Abe pahle tu…, arre nehin nehin pahle tu le] Algorithm
Are you a Computer Scientist, a superstar Programmer? Do you have a dream to crack open a tooth-and-nail interview session in top notch firms by following the best seller book “Cracking the Coding Interview”, by Gayle Laakmann McDowell? Well, then you are exempted from reading this blog, as you have already know the famous “Dining Philosophers Problem”. Some of you must have already started “Laaaay shuru ho gaya… thikkaDna pe…”.
No no, I was just kidding, you are most welcome to read this blog with eye wide open.
Let’s start….
Once upon a time, there were 5 philosopher friends named BLUE, RED, GREEN, WHITE and ORANGE (slightly transformed to YELLOW through name change). One day they decided to go out for a V-dinner. They all kept 1 chopstick each in their pocket, because:
i) They just received 1, and another 1 is still in transit.
ii) And they need to EAT because they are very hungry.
While in the restaurant, they ordered their own favorite dishes like Neem-Begun, Chicken-2-Piyanja, Organic-KhichDi, Set-Dosas-Topped-With-Butter, Khakhra [Picchhe se awaj aya - kya bol raha hai bea, khakhra aur chopstick, pagal hai kya, Bhidu, humbne bhi chopstick dikkha hai...].
Anyways, the problem is though, they each need 2 chopsticks at the same time to eat and each of them has ONLY 1 [Picchhe se aur ek awaj – abbea yea chal haowa le, nal se haath dhone ke liye paani bahta nehin hai kya, kholke dikha dun!]. The philosophers kept looking at each other like:
We will be starved; we will definitely be starved to death… - The fear-factor [the side product of "ifs" to not able to do super stunt!, after the DINNER ;-,) ]
>>>>>>> It feels like I should completely stop here and go into self-entertaining mood, but let’s continue… taking the blessings of Neelaakantha) <<<<<<<<
Rest of the story is simple, they decided to share the chopsticks with neighboring friend, as they are “friends” after all; ah well, at least in need basis…
Holding own chopstick in the left hand, request the second from the friend sitting on the immediate RIGHT-SIDE. On success, eats a bite from the PLATE using the chopsticks, and then leave both the chopsticks on the table. On unsuccessful attempt, leaves own chopstick on the table so that the friend on the left gets a chance (a.k.a. the YIELD-ness-ness) to get the chopstick from <-his right. In the mean time takes out the smartphone and takes a selfie (the selfie sticks provided by the restaurant as a special V-day gift). And so on and so forth until belly is full…
With full belly out, they left the restaurant smiling at each other after donating a handy tip to the SERVER:
There were several other mini-philosophers waiting in the queue to get a chance to EAT once the table gets empty. They also learned that with only 1 chopstick, one can EAT, if he finds a good friend to share the TABLE.
And that’s the end of the story…
And that’s the end of the story…
Animated:
Outcome:
All the people who understood the algorithm started giving YIELDs to each other everywhere, in the restaurants, on the road while driving, at home while (oops! no, no, sorry... slippery hand) ;-) ;-)
Handynote:
/Don't get lost in the crowd/. Always don't do Japa (pray) that, "I will EAT, I will EAT, I will EAT today". Instead say, "I will COOK today for the whole family".
Jao khunti dharo.
To all the Valentines ( With Blurry Eyes ):
All the people who understood the algorithm started giving YIELDs to each other everywhere, in the restaurants, on the road while driving, at home while (oops! no, no, sorry... slippery hand) ;-) ;-)
Handynote:
/Don't get lost in the crowd/. Always don't do Japa (pray) that, "I will EAT, I will EAT, I will EAT today". Instead say, "I will COOK today for the whole family".
Jao khunti dharo.
To all the Valentines ( With Blurry Eyes ):
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